Go to Wikipedia and click “random article.” This is the name of your genitals.
We’d never been formally introduced, but apparently my dick’s name is John Bacon.
“St Helena Secondary College”
“Van Buren (Fallout 3)”
”Palestinian Campaign for the Academic and Cultural Boycott of Israel”
I shit you not.
“1967 World Series,” which (according to the entry) was between the Cardinals and the Red Sox, AKA my genitals’ nickname indicates that I am perpetually on my period.
Henceforth my genitals will be referred to as “New Series Adventures”.
