When everyone started overdoing those “Shit [blank] Says” videos (which, by the way, was considered “overdone” as soon as there was more than one) I was thoroughly displeased by the internet. I distinctly remember telling a friend of mine that these are all so hacky and terrible and that it is only a matter of time before some dumbass thinks he’s being so funny for uploading 30 seconds of a black screen and naming the video “Shit Helen Keller Says”.

Well, that time has come.

Actually, not quite. Instead of a black screen, some dude dressed up and mumbled gibberish. Perhaps the funniest part of this to me is that the stupid and hacky idea I came up with is funnier. To be clear, both are awful, and the thesis of this post is that these kind of videos need to die a death as tortuous as Hellen Keller’s life.

I didn’t need to make that last joke. I regret it.